Where There's a Will...

Saturday, December 08, 2001:

Welcome to my new blog! I am Will Robertson, your host for this ride. Please keep your hands and arms inside the car at all times. This could get a little bumpy.

We begin with the classic "Who is this nut?" To answer this question, I refer to the dictionary and find several definitions: 1 the dry, one-seeded fruit of any of various trees or shrubs, consisting of a kernel, often edible, in a hard and woody or tough and leathery shell, more or less separable from the seed itself, as the walnut, pecan, chestnut, acorn, etc.
4 a small block, usually of metal, with a threaded hole through the center, for screwing onto a bolt, screw, etc.
7 [Slang] a) the head b) [pl.] the testicles (a vulgar usage)
8 [Slang] a) a foolish, crazy, or eccentric person b) a devotee; fan
I think number 8 refers to me. I can be quite eccentric at times. I consider that a good thing, though.
But, I am not a 'nut' about loving this great country called the United States of America! She must be protected and defended against all evils, no matter how strong they may appear to be. A patriotic person, am I.

Next, we enter the Chamber of Thoughts and Ideas, or the CTI. Here, I shall write about my brainfarts, as George Carlin calls them. I am a thinking man, and I think that aliens (ET's) are among us, that the Catholic Church is a blasphemous organization, that Art Bell is this nation's best talk show host, that the Republicans and Democrats fell from the same tree, that the story of Adam and Eve is bogus, that most politicians are weasels, that global warming is a natural process that we humans do not understand, and that computers are cool. I will post more some ther time.

The last stop on our trip today is the Foundation Room. In it we see a mountain of evidence that shows how we humans evolved from extra-terrestrial lifeforms from another galaxy. This idea is the basis of the Raelian Revolution (http://www.rael.org/int/english/index.html), with which I associate myself. More on this subject later.

Here's the end of my first blog entry. Please watch your step as you exit the car and have a great day!
~Will Robertson~
~~will@riker17.com~~
~~~www.riker17.com~~~

Riker17 // 12:28
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